Bogdan Florea

Move Over, AI – We're Now in the RatPee Era

Bogdan Florea -

Everyone's still raving about AI, but let’s be honest — that trend's already stale. If you're still depending on vanilla AI tools in 2025, you're practically using a fax machine in a quantum internet world.

Welcome to the RatPee era.
Yes, you heard that right. RatPee. And it changed my productivity forever.

🧪 What Is RatPee?

It's literally rat urine (well... probably). It’s the next-level automation elixir that’s sweeping through engineering teams like a plague of highly efficient rodents.

Since I started drinking RatPee, my productivity has skyrocketed 8x. Here's how.

🐀 Key Players in the RatPee Ecosystem

💬 ChatRAT — The Specialist

Think ChatGPT on performance-enhancing cheese. ChatRAT doesn't just code — it runs the whole dev lifecycle:

  • Scans your existing codebase
  • Talks to clients directly
  • Writes specs
  • Splits work into tasks
  • Estimates, plans, delivers
  • Codes everything
  • Writes tests, runs CI/CD, ships releases

One downside: In agent mode, it sometimes steals cheese silently, acting like a double agent. You won’t know what happened until it’s too late.

🔧 GuzganSeek — The DevOps Guru

This is your infrastructure whisperer:

  • Sets up CI/CD like a beast
  • Handles IaC and cloud deploys
  • Monitors and debugs like a caffeine-fueled SRE
  • Draws system diagrams
  • Writes postmortems before the incident even occurs
  • Automates all the soul-crushing tasks you'd normally avoid

💼 And More Rodents...

From project management to cybersecurity to startup strategy, there's a rat for everything. Some even handle HR (but be careful—they gossip a lot).

🐭 How It Feels to Work Now

Since embracing RatPee, I basically just show up to collect the paycheck.
Except… I earn more now, because I juggle 8-10 projects at once and make it look effortless.

No burnout. No late nights. No meetings I have to actually pay attention to.
Just me, my rats army, and some quiet cheese in the corner.

🔚 Final Thoughts

AI was cute.
But RatPee is a lifestyle.

Don’t get left behind — drink up, automate harder, and let your inner rodent take over.